fake-mermaid:

this is what happens when i don’t answer my texts

fake-mermaid:

this is what happens when i don’t answer my texts

(via pizza)

5000letters:

i find it so incredibly attractive when someone is really good at something, like you can play the violin? damn son. you’re a really talented dj? good for you! i don’t care if you talk to me about quantum physics for an hour straight if i can see the passion in you at some point in that hour i’ll think “whoa, this is really hot.” 

(via lamevintagefangirl24601)

finallyfam0uss:

villarrr:

THIS HAS ALWAYS BEEN MY FAVORITE THING

hahahahahahah

finallyfam0uss:

villarrr:

THIS HAS ALWAYS BEEN MY FAVORITE THING

hahahahahahah

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quackenbuschlight:

"how can you drink hot coffee in the middle of summer?" fire cannot kill a dragon.

(via cnraley0606)

brookeeverdeen:

*slides $10 to the government* please cancel school

My school doesn’t cancelled unless there’s an Indian attack or a severe case of power outage.

(Source: brookeeverdeen, via pizza)

Don’t worry

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alpacalypse:

President Obama Demands Another Shrek Movie

alpacalypse:

President Obama Demands Another Shrek Movie

(via pizza)

mrnickerdoodle:

Life in plastic, it’s fantastic. 

mrnickerdoodle:

Life in plastic, it’s fantastic. 

(Source: awwww-cute, via wtfjacob)

stoopid-girl:

dan-mcneely:

ircimages:

My friend went to a nerd factory. They gave him a bag of rejects and said “Enjoy your bag of diabetes.”

#i want a bag of reject nerds#oh wait i’m on tumblr they’re everywhere

i hate you

stoopid-girl:

dan-mcneely:

ircimages:

My friend went to a nerd factory. They gave him a bag of rejects and said “Enjoy your bag of diabetes.”

i hate you

(via pizza)

Reblog if you wouldn’t mind some curious anons

(Source: daezilly, via yolo-swag-niall)

You can’t spend the rest of your life being afraid of people rejecting you, and you have to start by not rejecting yourself, you don’t deserve it. People can either accept you for who you are or they can fuck off

anonymous  (via kushandwizdom)

(via yolo-swag-niall)

And please remember that you were beautiful before he told you that you were.

burgerkid:

when your friend starts telling an embarrassing story about you

image

(via pizza)