I have no clue what I'm doing so this could get interesting. If you follow, thank you! You have a fabulous taste in blogs.

 

softsweettouch:

bile7:

bile7:

What I do?

When that baby walks away with her hand in the air sayin “OKAY” is me

whhahaaaaat she is too cute!!!

(Source: betterthankanyebitch)

sodomymcscurvylegs:

Being an adult is realizing that $5,000 is a lot of money to owe and very little money to own.

asammyg:

How fucked up is the entire concept of The Parent Trap? These parents have twins but want a divorce so they decide their best course of action is to just each take one and never speak to each other again. 

fishingboatproceeds:

At the dftba.com warehouse signing posters and marveling at the hard work by the people who get shirts and posters and jewelry to people around the world.

fishingboatproceeds:

At the dftba.com warehouse signing posters and marveling at the hard work by the people who get shirts and posters and jewelry to people around the world.

tittily:

my little cousin got bit by a house spider and she was crying so i went to get some stuff to soothe and numb it but before i could even walk out the door i heard her quietly whisper ‘i can’t handle the responsibility of being spiderman’

Elementary School: Here's a basic understanding of history and how the world works.

High School: Actually, that's not quite right. Everything is actually a whole lot more complicated than that.

College: EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRRROOONNNNGGGG

History Channel: Aliens.